Marriage Jokes - Before and After

1)

Before Marriage:


I was walking over the hills along with my lady love . She wanted to visit that temple at the top of the hill and we were walking bare foot from the base of the hill.We were about to reach the top ,when she just stopped , I turned back to see her in tears and she was trying to pull out a thorn from her feet. I was angered and shouted at thorn "why the heck did you come on the way of my lady love"

After Marriage :

I was walking over the hills along with my wife (then lady love). She wanted to visit that temple at the top of the hill.We were walking with bare foot, when suddenly she stopped. I turned back to see her once again in tears and she was trying to pull out the thorn exactly like she had done before. This time I turned back to her and shouted " why the heck cann't you see the road and walk "





2)

Before Marriage , I was a bachelor and after marriage my wife became my master.





3)

Before Marriage , I told her "I will give you my life for your love" and after marriage , I begged her "Please spare my life"





4)

I could not sleep for too long , I got up from the bed , it was 2 AM and I went up to kitchen . I do not know what happened , I was there on the chair weeping like a baby. That sound would have woken up my wife , she walked up to me and asked me

Wife : " Darling , why r u in tears".

Me: " Honey , do you remember the day i was caught by your dad in your house kissing you"

Wife : "Yes indeed"

Me: " Do you remember , he had threatened me to either marry you or spent jail term for 10 years"

Wife: " Yes ofcourse dear"

Me: Had i taken the second option of being in jail , i would have got freed by now.


Who told Marriage does not change lives......?