Saturday, January 10, 2009

Shoe Throw Incident : Indian Version

A Journalist threw his pair of shoes at the the Prime minister while he was addressing a press conference and following were the outcome of the whole incident

1) Prime Minister : Got hit twice on his face badly by the shoes that were thrown at him

Reason : Sonia ji was not around in the press conference and hence he could take a approval to duck his head when the shoes were thrown at him.

2) Police official: Police officials in that press meet arrest the culprit and takes him in custody . Later after 2 hours , there is verbal clash between IB / RAW / CBI / Police as to who would handle this case. Finally it is decided that IB would handle and after few minutes IB reveals that the Suspect was well trained terrorist from POK. They also reveal that the terrorist was about to throw a hand grenade at the prime minister and our poilce acted very soon and stopped him from doing that.

3) Sonia Ji: This is condemnable. We would call for Congress Working Committee meeting tonight to discuss what Manmohan should have done to avoid this national shame

4) Indian Media : Our Dendi TV is the first to reach the hall where this incident took place and these are the pair of shoes that were thrown earlier at Prime Minister. I request the camera man to focus the same for our Viewers. right above the sole , you can find the brand BATA printed on it. Thats all viewers for now , we will keep u posted on the developments , until then bye from Farka matt , Dendi TV Delhi

5) Congress Supporters : They are already in the road breaking and attacking BATA outlets across the town.

6)LK Advani : we strongly condemn the incident . But at the same time request the Goverment to provide necessary protection to the BATA outlets across the Country

"I urge all the all the BJP supporters to buy only BATA shoes or Chappal as symbol of our support to those Dealers / company" our slogan for next election would be " BATA paheno aur Desh Badao"

7)Laalu Prasad : Yeh baat joh huyi hai .. woh bada galath baath hai.. Mere kayal se woh banda...apna prime minister ko joothe gift karna chaa raha thaa..par woh conference meet mein bahut beed thaa... woh banda Prime ke paasss jaaake joothe nahi de paaya isliye usne joothe apne jage se prime minister ke pass faenka aur woh joothe seedhe jaake PM ke oopar lag gaya.. yeh itna sa hii baath hai...isko media aur BJP waalon bada kar rahe hai...

8. Congress Spokemen after CWC meet at Sonia's home : In the CWC meet , the prime minister says sorry to the committee for not having taken right decision of ducking his head at an appropriate time but Sonia ji has come in support of PM stating that there was no mistake of the prime minister in this whole incident.

9) IB Statement : The suspect has acted as per the external element. We are interrogating him continuously.

10) The suspect :

Even 100 Nethaji's would not be able to change this country. I threw the shoes at PM for only these reasons

a) Inaction against the real terrorists

b) Not saving innocent Tamil from being slaughtered by Srilankan

c) Being the most puppet character to have lead the Nation.

My name is Karthick and I am a common Indian who wants to change the system in this country haunted by corrupt politicians.